Now that I've made my grand entrance back into the blogging world, I guess I got some serious explaining to do. Where the hell have I been over the last 10 months? Ironically, as I was blogging this time last year on the perils of being...
Hi my loves! Opening up and sharing dark secrets, even to those you love and trust, is challenging. It brings feelings of uneasiness from the deepest corners of your brain, wondering if that person (or persons) is going to judge you, think less of you, give...
Remember in my last post about dating I started off saying that dating is stupid? Dating is stupid. Clearly, my opinion hasn't changed. My biggest problem with dating is that I'm not good at it; I have no desire to juggle relations with more than one gentleman at...
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On Wednesday, moments before getting injected with the radioactive dye for my liver/spleen scan, I had a hard conversation. The woman performing the scan asked if there was any chance of pregnancy. Breathe in. Breathe out. Didn't she read the paperwork I handed her less than 5 fucking...